gottitmemorized:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

this exactlyyyyyy

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mindblowingfactz:

Apparently, ants have a clear colored abdomen – something that photographer Mohamed Babu and his wife discovered one day when they noticed a “white ant” that was crawling along their counter. It turns out, the ant had just consumed a drop of milk that was left on the counter, turning his lower half white. The photographer set up a variety of colored water pools and patiently waited until the ants consumed the liquid to show their colored abdomens.

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clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

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lovelylor:

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

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clairebearhug:

frozenfoods:

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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aoida-blue:

BUT what IF

Jason heard Dick was going CIA, and thought it was time to show him who the REAL marksman of the family is, you know, the one whose nearly ALWAYS had a gun as the main weapon??

So Jason challenges him to a competition, setting up a row of cans on his roof. Dick declines, cause busy and stressed, and new life and everything and he doESNT HAVE TIME FOR THAT JAY. And Jason like well DAMN YOU i had to DRINK THOSE EIGHT CANS OF SODA NOW I HAVE GASS.

THen Jason decides to just annoy the hell out of him by proving how superior his gun skills are.

Like Dick’s sleepy and reaching up to take a sip of takeaway coffee - Jason shoots the lid off it. 

Dick going shopping. Jason fires holes with a silencer in every cereal box he picks up. 

Dick admires up his new shirt in the early morning sunlight by holding it up to the mirror an arm breath in front of him. Jay fires a hole to dot the I. 

EVERYTHING DICK TOUCHES HAS A HOLE AND DICK DECIDES JASON HAS TO PAY AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF OUT THE WINDOW AFTER HIM and Jason decides, YUP. POINT MADE and legs it. 

dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich