Symmetry Obsessed



Let’s play ‘Tumblr 20 Questions’. The next 20 questions I get, I’ll answer honestly.

carcino-fucking-geneticist:

yourpatronsaintofdenial:

watch me get nothing..

OKAY I GUESS?

(Source: jazminle)

Via adiosToreador

ultimiavlad:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

  • Terms and Useful Phrases
    • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
    • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
    • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
    • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
    • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
    • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
    • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
    • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
    • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
    • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
    • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
    • Beer   -   Giggle Water
    • Legs   -   Gams
    • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
    • Rich Person   -   an egg
    • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
    • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
    • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
    • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
    • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
    • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
    • Classy   -   Swanky
    • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
    • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
    • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Oh god, my parents told me the wooden nickel one all the time.



jamborii:

freedomconvicted:

THIS guy is my new head cannon Karkat voice.

SCREAMS

YES


masterarrowhead:

bowlersandtophats:

msgryz:

“What did he do to me…?”

Because Amon taking Bolin’s bending away would have been the saddest thing ever.

WHY WOULD YOU DRAW THIS…….

MORE




If you’re going to Animethon, you should reblog this.

(Source: kawaiitier)

Via adiosToreador

lettiebobettie:

I don’t think it’s really spoilery, but just in case for the last panel, I will just throw this out there so you can’t get mad at me if you think it’s spoilery ; )

Just a doodle idek


Via Only as bad as you want me to be

A 90 years old man holds hands with his 40+ boyfriend. People call him a pervert, no one knows he’s been hibernated for 70 years. People call another guy short. No one knows he has a serious genetic mutation that causes him to turn into a green raging monster. People call a man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting with his assassin of a wife who didn’t like the nest he had built them. People call a man stupid but they don’t know he is the norse god of thunder. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won’t do it, because you do what you want.

(Source: stravaganza)

Via dave strider's giant inflatable ego

loki-fucked-a-horse:

iliketohiddleshiddles:

Sigh. Aren’t we all. 
 


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